Tuesday, January 23, 2007


So here's a fun trick, go to Google, type in "(your first name) was arrested for" and see what comes up. Here's a sampling of mine:

1.) Kim was arrested for allegedly entering the victim's backyard, shooting him once in the head with a handgun and fleeing.

2.) Kim was arrested for burglary at George Fox College by Newberg Police May 13 on a search warrant that found more than 1,000 items including large quantities of women's underwear.

3.) At the tender age of fifteen, young Kim was arrested for the first time, after the Chinese discovered that [s]he had helped to found a communist youth league.

4.) Kim was arrested for kitten juggling. (I have no idea what kitten juggling is, but it sounds like a fun thing to be arrested for.)

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